BEER ARTICLE – [NEWS] Coney Island Brewing ‘Siren Of The Sea’ Canned Mermaid

Canned mermaid

Canned mermaid

Ariel Would Not Be Thrilled.

Coney Island Brewing Co. announced today that it will be rolling out a new line of canned mermaid meat. Not mermaid beer, mermaid meat. Grrreeeaaattt….

Here are the deets from the press release:

“We’re excited to announce that after the success of our flagship beer Mermaid Pilsner the brand is taking a dive (pun intended) into the food business with… ‘Siren Of The Sea’.  Each 12-ounce can contains filet of wild, scale-free mermaid tail packed in filtered East River water, with a touch of glitter for added flavor.

Find it in the canned meat and seafood aisle today!”

Well that sounds…. delicious?  Mythical?

Oh shit, it’s April fools day.  You had me REAL confused for a second.  Happy April Fools Day you beautiful fools.


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